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Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….

… … … … … …

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

at school today during 3rd period, i went to a VAPA assembly. this is what we saw:

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it was good :)
i really liked the little intro story at the beginning when they told us what the song was gonna be about before we actually heard the piece. thing is, it was weird cuz there were 3 stories but 2 actual songs. hmm.
oh wellz, i recorded the 2nd one [cuz the first one, i used to take a decent photo but it STILL turned out blurry.]

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so yeah...

i'm PRETTY sure this is it...
oh wellz. if it's not,. try the bottom one. but i'm quiet sure it's this one/


and now here's the choir :)

yeah... so there you go...

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now the audio imma insert is their second song too.
it was relatively fine... but not the best.
it was a good try though...
but it wasn't very good
if you WANT to hear it, i'd advise you to turn up the volume in the time provided. if not, then... i guess you could hear them sing however soft they were

it's a good song. i think it's a church song.
anyways, nanjo was on the piano :)
i guess she was a typical azn kid at one point.
[if yall know what i mean]

Shiet

shit, kill me now, it's OVER 14 hours!!! >.<
what the fuck is HAPPENING?!!?!

http://static.youku.com/v1.0.0036/v/swf/qplayer.swf?VideoIDS=XMjQ2NjI0OTY=&embedid=-&showAd=0
the movie, a cinderella story. it made me feel better about iono... i just helped me calm down a bit.
haha, what's really funny is that now i'm TOO cool xD it's FREEZING in my house rofl
man, i don't know what to eat for lunch hmm what should i make??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIx9U-U-k9w
i really liked that movie. [saw it onthe plane going/comming back from hk a couple years ago. it was so cute x3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dr9sTVtFdE
a song from a cinderella story. i remember hearing this onthe radio a LOT when in middle school when she was big.
ya know what's really stupid? i NEVER knew that they were saying "our lips are sealed" xD i always thought it was some word in another language lmao like iono... "alexcicile" or something. haha, stupid little me, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX8sW8xZ0rk
my favorite song of her's. iono, she was like, my hero back then xP
shew as a singer AND an actor. she's well rounded, and she's pretty.
she ACTUALLY has a nice voice and good acting. that's pretty hard to come by. i'm always criticizing other people for not being good enough for what they do. but she's one i cant' do that to. i love her.

i was HELLA obsessed with this 1995 movie for like 2 days over this 1995 movie. omg, i think i've gone NUTs! xD well, it's called Benny and Joon, and i FINALLY foudna  streaming link to it and i JUST finished watching it. i was hella excited cuz i heard it's opening theme song on imeem a while back and ttly liked it.and i was on youtube the otherday looking for the music vid and when i found it i saw clips of the movie. and iw as like "hey, that looks kindda interesting. i kindda wanna watch it now xP" so that's how i got up to this point. i also found out that day that johnny depp played as one of the leading characters int hat film so it was pretty hard to resist. [i actually didnt' notice whe i was the music video cuz i wasn't that big of a fan of his. x) but i know i was pretty hyped up about.]

if anyone wants to stream it on youku [fucking SLOW] here's the link. iono, it's the only klink that didn't have it's audio removed. [first of all cuz it's not youtube, second of all, cuz i found it on cc tv links]

One Hit Wonders Lyrics

The Proclaimers

I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) Lyrics

When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm lonely yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming yes I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you.

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles
To fall down at your door

*sigh* HELLA stressed out! and so busy too! tatsuketeeee! i wish it's still the beginning of school!!

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actually, i have MORE than what i wrote there.

ugh...
- this thursday: field trip to a hostipal undergoing construction

roof of adjacent parking structure

mills peninsula hospital
preplacement project

1501 trousdale drive
burlingale, california

- tomorow: after chinese school, instead of going to paactice, imma go meet up with my youth cultral exchange program fundraising group put together by my cousin. we're gonna do some research at the booders at stonestown... it's gonna be the first meeting w/ both the washingotn and galileo kids. after that, we're gonna elect leaders... i kindda wanna be techsupport cuz i'm best at working behin the scenes, but i doubt i can be better than anyone else.. i'm not very good myself when it comes to making flyers and shit, i just copy down what poeple wrote already or just type what people tell me to say >.<

- every sunday is elite [8 hours straight of sat prep] argh... and YET i still can't get high than a 1400... imma kill someone. dare ka korosatsu!!!

next saturday: instead of going to chinese school from 9-12, imma take my practice ap statistics test to get ready for the real thing as my final. fuck, i'm failing the class; i paid $85 just to fail a test. fuck, someone shouldda told me NOT to take that when i was picking classes last year! >:o

april 30th: ace [archetecture, construction, and engineering] meeting at degenknob engineering @ downtown to finish up our house models. [i might put up pictures of it after we're done]

that saturday: sat reasoning test that i've been dreading for over 2 years. fuck, i wished SO hard that i didnt' need to take it >.< my wish instead, came true for my sister/. [graduate of 2012 don't need to take the sat's to get into college.] fml.

tuesday after that: [like RIGHT after] ap statistics test, FUCKKKKK~!!!!

that thursday: another ace meeting [yes, 2 weekz in a row - we need to finish out model and work on our presentation]
AND it's my friend's b-day :) happy bday, my. :D

the next thursday: ace presentation at galileo high school. [shit, that SHOULD count as a 3rd meeting in a row...]

day after: feild trip to great america for a stats project [with the calculus kids]

day after THAT: jrotc 91st spring drill competition [that will be just a waste cuz there's no WAY we'll match up to all the other schools that got their act together 3 months before us.]

after competion's there SHOULD be nothing else important and shit stressful except for the date i sign up for the ACT test in MAYBE june and june sat subject tests [which i haven't decided what on yet - must think fast]

last day of school seems so FAR... competition is may 16th, last day of instruction is june 9th!! from now, it's like...7+20+ [what's today?] 9 = 36 days. that's like 36/5=6 weekz! [one marking period] i only have ONE marking period to flip my C's to A's and F to a C [stats - if weighted, it should be a B :D]. but it's STATS!! that's IMPOSSIBLE. i'd be happy getting a C!!

so... i hafta do some magazine thing for us history over the weekend [due tuesday] with my group. i'm doing wwomen sufferage cuz they all think imma really big feminist. becuase i'm not good with single tasking and just research only [even IF i have music, elite hw, and facebook on...] i need someplace to express my thoughts on all my finds...

and SHIZ, can you BELEIVE that?!? i for HELLZ can't belive a woman would write such a thing!

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shiet. gonna fucking kill her. [though she's already dead... doesn't hurt to die twice.

haha, and while i'm at it, might as well use this as a bibliography/site tracker thing.
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/suffrage1900/ig/Woman-Suffrage-March-1913/
http://womenshistory.about.com/od/suffragists/tp/suffrage_biographies.htm

http://womenshistory.about.com/library/etext/bl_awp_index.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/library/misc/bl_life1906.htm
http://womenshistory.about.com/library/weekly/aa030199.htm
http://lcweb2.loc.gov/ammem/naw/nawstime.html

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http://www.vahistorical.org/onthisday/21820.htm
http://teacher.scholastic.com/activities/suffrage/history.htm
http://www.google.com/archivesearch?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&ei=CDrpSe-RIqDqtQOnovXqAQ&resnum=0&q=women's+suffrage+1920's&um=1&ie=UTF-8&scoring=t&ei=U0zpSf61MI_otQPIpJ3kAQ&sa=X&oi=timeline_result&resnum=11&ct=title
http://www.womensenews.org/article.cfm/dyn/aid/2396/context/archive

i think that's enough things to read for the weekend. >.> no, only sunday night. today i'm "studying" chinese, tomorrow is studying for elite T-T fml just F-M-L!
[rofl, i've been overuseing that site btw xP it's just WAY too funny. i even take my friend's ipod touch in class just to read updates xP imma BIGtime loser xD]